Mom- lives in Ningbo, China and teaches English.
Dad- lives in Dalian, China and teaches English.
Aunt Sarah- my legal guardian. I live in her house, eat her food and am best friends with her two eldest offspring.
Uncle Dan- Aunt Sarah's husband. I live in his house and steal his internets.
Their slaves:
- Brynne- she and I share a room and a love for Cat Stevens. We also steal each other's ideas and are convinced that the other writes better poetry.
- Carew- daily discussions, often on philosophy, and much making fun of each other.
- Gareth- is alternately obsessed with killing me and quoting the TV show Firefly.
- Taran- legos and adorableness
- Luke and Charcoal- cats!
Uncle Brad and Aunt Linda- have an awesome farm and tons of animals
Slaves:
- Isaac
- Emily
- Jessie
Uncle Tom and Aunt Lynn- are awesome
Slaves:
- Kierra
- Greyson
- Breiton
Grandma and Grandpa Haug- lived next to me in China for a few years, and now live on Uncle Brad and Aunt Linda's farm
Grandma and Grandpa Woodbury- live here in Pendleton and have to put up with me fairly often
Maybe I should draw up a family tree for your reference? Others will be added as they are introduced.
1 comments:
We usually spell the grandfathers differently: Grandpa Haug and Grampa Woodbury. Grandmas are the same, though.
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